Never Rooted Harder For Anything Than Hoping This Hoverboard Guy Would Fall Off A Skyscraper

FALL! FALL! FALL! That’s all I was thinking in my head. Not sure if that makes me a bad person, but if it does, so be it. One of these dudes has to fall eventually, right? It feels like we see guys climbing 5,000-foot skyscrapers in Dubai all the time and nothing ever happens to them. Kinda takes the risk away from it which in turn takes away the fun. If nobody ever gets hurt then it becomes a lot less cool. It’s no longer fun watching guys tempt fate over and over again. We need some action. We need the video of guys having a good and then all of a sudden one of them going over the edge. One of these guys needs to take the bullet for the adrenaline junkie community and “accidentally” roll himself and a hoverboard right off the side of a 10,000-foot skyscraper. It’d be good for business. A rising tide lifts all boats. A dead adrenaline junkie lifts the profile of all the other still-living adrenaline junkies. Think about it.